Only Me........

Why do completely ridiculous things always happen to me???? Today was just a normal day like all my others. I needed to run to walmart and pick up a few things, so I loaded the kids into the jeep and off we went. Being mom of the year that I am first we hit the toy department so each one could pick something they wanted so I could shop in peace!!! I was almost finished and was in the pet aisle, as I was putting my bucket of kitty litter in the cart somehow another on fell off the shelf right onto the top of my foot. My kiddies might have learned some new vocabulary words today from me instead of Uncle Potty Mouth, once I finally decided I could get to the registers we were done. Till I got home my foot was a lovely shade of purple and black and 3 times as big as should be, so I decided maybe I needed to call my doctor. So I need to once again go to doctor and explain how I managed to hurt myself, I swear I need to live in a bubble. Hey on a good note I was having a really good hair day today, so at least I looked good limping around!!!

I need a maid.

It is no big secret that I love to shop, I have never met a cute pair of flip-flops or sexy pair of high heels that I didn't like. My kids closets are no different then mine. I love a good sale and believe that one can never have too many outfits, while I might have 3 kids, I could easily dress 15. There is also one thing I hate LAUNDRY. I might love to buy and wear but not wash, hang and fold!!! I have good intentions that I will keep my laundry under control by doing a load of so every day, but it doesn't happen. Then I hear the dreaded "Mom i'm wearing my last pair of clean underwear". Then I need to start the day long process, sometimes two, so I have come to a conclusion, I need to buy that girl more underwear!!!